For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life.
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My science teacher used to teach all of his classes morse code until last year because last year he caught two kids cheating on the test and having a conversation across the room in morse code by blinking their eyelids. So he doesn’t teach morse code anymore and those kids have to wear sunglasses when they take tests
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